Where'd all this stuff come from?

Everyone in my family went to law school. If I didn't do advertising, that's where I'd be. And apparently, lawyers go to hell. Seriously. Let's not forget that even in the 1600s, Shakespeare himself said "let's kill all the lawyers". Whether I know this because I am expert in Shakespearean literature or because saw it on a fridge magnet during my nightly kitchen raids, we'll never know. ;)

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So, in order endure a better fate, and leave this Earth with the knowledge that I'm departing to a land of fluffy clouds and unlimited sparkling water (because I'm supposing heaven does indeed accommodate those of us in favour of drinking air), I made this stuff.

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If you want to help me continue to avoid a certain eternity in the fiery pits of hell,

please contact me below.

(I am indeed opposed to fiery pits. Whether in the ground or on the body.
Singed armpits don't sound like a particularly pleasant idea.)

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Currently escaping said fiery pits at GREY New York.

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315-949-0794

itslynnsstuff@gmail.com

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